"I have long been an advocate for ethical workplace behavior, so today I call on my elected representatives, whoever they may be, to support an important new piece of legislation: the Caffeine and Naptime Workplace Ethics Bill of 2014.
This bill would help prevent unethical workplace behavior by requiring every company in America to provide workers with free coffee (fresh brewed, none of that instant garbage) and mandatory nap times (with "nap coaches" on hand to assist and, if necessary, sing lullabies)."
